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Time For Santa Jokes...

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itsaboat says:
You know why Santa does not have any children of his own ??

Because he only comes once a year and when he does it's down a chimney !!
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What is a fisherman that does not believe in Santa ?

A rebel without a clause. 
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You know why Santa always has a big smile on his face ??

Because he has the names, addresses, phone numbers, email, facebook, twitter and fishing reminder details of all the naughty girls...;)
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Why does Santa say a broken drum is the best present?

He says you just can't beat it...
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What do you get if you cross Rudolph the Red Nosed reindeer with Rosie the Pink Nosed rein"doe"...??

...A Thawn !!! 

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